IT’s A vibe
GAWJUS
BEWDIFUL.

ST.Saj, the “e” is silent.

St.Saj is a fantastic product that is made from the distilled sweat, dandruff and sugar from cinnamon buns that I’ve grifted. The only animal these these products have been tested on is me, and I’m fucking frothing!

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Why wash daily – Get St.Saj!

St.Saj – Marecellar wipes not cutting it? St.Saj can be YOUR ticket to the fanciest parties, so you can hang with me, EmmyLou from EmmyLou Loves. 

About vibe

St.Saj and the vibe

How do you get it? Simple! Find stuff you like, put it together, and boom—you’ve got the vibe. It’s not about being perfect, it’s about being you. Mix things up, try new stuff, and just roll with whatever feels good. The vibe isn’t a one-time thing; it’s always changing. Just keep it chill, keep it real, and you’re golden!

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What we do

Neglecting children

Children getting in the way of you living your “best life”? Subscribe to my newsletter and learn how you too, can resent your spawn with as much vitriol and hate as i do. What’s better than going to the Port Melbourne Market to see Braaaaad on a Sunday morning? Going to the Port Melbourne Market on a Sunday to see Braaaaad without those annoying children!

Treasure Cats

Never let the truth get in the way of a good mouth story; and never look a Treasure Cat in the mouth!

Limp Dick A-Love

Use and abuse your former partner as much as you can! Every week can be Aaron’s week when you get St.Saj! Has that cunt left you high and dry after an unsuccessful gunt lop? Use him for all he is worth, go piss in his apartment complex pool after a big ol’ bombie!

What others are saying

Once i got The Vibe and applied St.Saj to my face as per the directions of use, i experienced a sudden burning sensation in my eyes. All of a sudden I could no longer see my three annoying children – Thanks EmmyLou and St.Saj….how the fuck am i typing this……..

Jenna Tools
Middle-aged mum of 3

Nothing gets EmmyLou going harder than some freebies, toe rings and the promise of a root on a Wednesday; ST SAJ is perfect for all your lubrication needs (may cause scabies).

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